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[specter_rot]

What is the weirdest lie your parents/guardian ever told you as a child to keep you out of trouble?

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<b><user name="questionoftheday"> asks:</b> What is the weirdest lie your parents/guardian ever told you as a child to keep you out of trouble?<br><br><b>My answer:</b>