#55: ultima weapon

[specter_rot]

Find the nearest item to your left, and the nearest item to your right. These are your weapons when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. I don't want to hear about how fucked you are; write about how you would go about successfully using these two items to get yourself out of immediate danger.

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<b><user name="questionoftheday"> asks:</b> Find the nearest item to your left, and the nearest item to your right. These are your weapons when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. I don't want to hear about how fucked you are; write about how you would go about successfully using these two items to get yourself out of immediate danger.<br><br><b>My answer:</b>